pass it forward shiny nails

it all started when kat got attacked by a sales girl in the middle of melb central, her hands were at the mercy of a girl that didn't know how to stop talking and voila - a nice buffed shiny nail. and that's how she got roped into buying a kit.
she passed this forward to her friends, one of which is me - we mocked her for getting sucked into an aggressive sale. BUT when my first nail was done i couldn't stop staring at it... the light bounced off it and it was hypnotizing. i was under the shiny nail's spell... so i did all my nails... so they all shine and feel good. now i move my hands around to watch them shine.
sounds crazy right? but u can't help it. just u wait til urs are nice and shiny! it's hard to look away.... so i'm sharing the good word of nice nails.
the buffer thing comes with a one year guarantee - if it stops buffing then u get a replacement. can't beat that! gee i should be selling the stuff!
it's amazing what nice nails do to u... i am enlightened to why chicks fuss over their nails... it's worth it! took almost 22 years to figure it out but i got there.
so ladies [and fellers] - that's the law according to aniocracy!